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Hey, Tina.
How's it going?

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Don't ask.

3
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Uh-oh. Is that
a "don't ask don't ask"

4
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or a "don't ask please ask"?

5
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Actually, I don't
know why I'm asking,

6
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'cause either way
I'm gonna ask.

7
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I just haven't been
feeling right lately,

8
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so I went to the doctor, and...

9
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he told me
I'm starting menopause.

10
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What?!

11
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You seem way too
young for menopause.

12
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Don't let thishigh-sittin' booty fool you.

13
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It is holding onto my lower back for dear life.

14
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Tina Butler, don't you talk
about your booty that way.

15
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Your booty is
my booty's personal hero.

16
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Face it, Gemma,

17
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I'm turning into an old lady.

18
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If I try to drop itlike it's hot now,

19
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I might not be ableto pick it up.

20
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That's ridiculous.

21
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[sighs]You don't understand.

22
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From here on out,it's all downhill.

23
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My health is gonna fail,
my memory is gonna go,

24
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and worst of all,
I might start looking my age!

25
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Look, I-I know you're upset,

26
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but this is
a natural part of life.

27
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And you have
an amazing partner in Calvin

28
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to help you through it.

29
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Yeah.

30
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It's just a huge thing,
you know?

31
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I don't know how to tell him.

32
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Well, however
you decide to do it,

33
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I'm sure it will be right.

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[door opens]

35
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Hey, Tina.
What's for dinner?

36
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I'm starting menopause!

37
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No, that's okay.
I had a big lunch.

38
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

40
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Hey, Calvin. Whatcha doing?

41
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I'm just having some lunch,
watching the game.

42
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I'd offer you a slice,
but I don't want to.

43
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Why are you doing it out here
when you got

44
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a couch
and big-screen TV inside?

45
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Oh. 'Cause Tina is in there

46
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going through
some major mood swings.

47
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You ever seen someoneyell, laugh and cry

48
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all at once?

49
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It's like a whole Lifetime moviecrammed into one woman.

50
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I'd watch that.

51
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I'm telling you, man,

52
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this menopause thingis no joke.

53
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I am walking on eggshellsaround there.

54
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And not just because shethrew a dozen eggs at me.

55
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Gemma filled me in.

56
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I figured something was up
when Tina barked at me,

57
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"You keep walkin', Screech!"

58
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Let me guess-- she got all sadand teary-eyed after that.

59
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One of us did.

60
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Well, at this point,

61
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I think it's just bestthat I keep my distance

62
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until this whole messblows over.

63
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Well, Calvin, menopause
isn't something

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that just "blows over."

65
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It's a big deal for women.

66
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You know, when my
mom went through it,

67
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she was afraid that men
wouldn't see her as a
sexual being anymore.

68
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And I had to convince her that
she was still smokin' hot.

69
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Now, that's a Lifetime movie Iwould watch.

70
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[knocking]

71
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Hey, Marty.Oh, hey, Grover.

72
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Any chance I could come
and do my laundry here?

73
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I asked my mom to do it,
but she started crying,

74
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then laughing,
then she threw an egg at me.

75
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Sure. Come on in.

76
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Hey-hey, what's all this?

77
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I'm building a robot.

78
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My school has a fighter bot
competition next week,

79
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and I really want
to beat Spencer.

80
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Oh, Spencer. Isn't that the kidthat started that rumor

81
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that your mom
still tucks you in?

82
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Yeah. Total lie.

83
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Yeah, I can relate.
When I was in middle school,

84
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some kid started a rumor
that I practiced kissing

85
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on my Chewbacca doll.

86
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That's gross.
No one would do that.

87
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Yeah. Total lie.

88
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You know, if you want,I could give you some pointers

89
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while you build your robot.

90
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Help you take
this Spencer punk down.

91
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That'd be great!

92
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Then we can track down the guy

93
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who started the rumor about you.

94
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Yeah, well,
we don't have to look far.

95
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Malcolm lives right next door.

96
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[groans]

97
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Malcolm!

98
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I'm having another hot flash!

99
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Crank up the air conditioner!

100
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Hey, come on, Ma,

101
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I'm already
freezing to death in here.

102
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Boy, don't test me.

103
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My body may be out of eggs,
but I'm not!

104
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[knocking]

105
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Get the door![mutters]

106
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[Tina groaning]

107
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Hey, Gemma.

108
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Hey, guys. Oh!

109
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It's like a meat locker in here.

110
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You see, Ma?

111
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Even the white people
are cold in here.

112
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Hey, girl.

113
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Thanks for coming over.

114
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It's so nice when young people
come and visit you.

115
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Okay, Tina, I
have been thinking

116
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about what you're
going through,

117
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and I realized I totally
know how you feel.

118
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You do?

119
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Yeah. I know
you're feeling old

120
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and past your prime.

121
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I felt the exact same
way when I turned 30.

122
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Which is nothing like what
you're going through.

123
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Please don't throw
an egg at me.

124
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So, what's your point?

125
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I'm saying I felt like
my days of adventure

126
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and youth were over.

127
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But Dave figured out
a way to help me.

128
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How?

129
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He took me skydiving.

130
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Skydiving?

131
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You mean like gettingoff a plane before it lands?

132
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Yeah. I know it
sounds crazy,

133
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but after I jumped, I felt
wild and fun and alive.

134
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And afterwards, the
idea of getting older

135
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wasn't so scary anymore.

136
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Ah. I guessthat makes sense.

137
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And I think if you try it,

138
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you'll see that the most
exciting parts of your life

139
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are still ahead of you.

140
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You know what?

141
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What the hell? I'm in.

142
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[gasps]We're going skydiving.

143
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Oh, I'm not going.
I worked out my mess.

144
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Ho-ho! Nice job,little man.

145
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Your design looks good.Thanks.

146
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Now, you sure your mama's okay
with you using all her forks?

147
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If this thing works,

148
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I'll be making the rules
around here.

149
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Wow. Looks like
I helped build twomonsters.

150
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Here, let's give ita test run.

151
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Attack this pillow.

152
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This is gonna be awesome!Yeah.

153
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[whirring loudly]

154
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GROVER:
No!

155
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Ah, should've
seen this coming

156
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when your blueprints
were in crayon.

157
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What am I gonna do?

158
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I can't beat Spencerwith this.

159
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Little man, you can't beat
a Caesar salad with this.

160
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This is so embarrassing.

161
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Spencer's gonna have the
whole school making fun of me.

162
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I should just give up.

163
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Are you kidding?
There is no way

164
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we're letting
Spencer win.

165
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What am I going to do?

166
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My robot just losta pillow fight.

167
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To a pillow!

168
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Okay, don't worry,
I got a plan.

169
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I'm gonna take this down
to the robotics lab at JPL

170
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and give this thing
some serious firepower.

171
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You can do that?

172
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Well, I can
definitely do better

173
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than a table
setting for eight.

174
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Awesome! I can't waitto tell my mom

175
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when she tucks me...

176
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I mean, when Iput myselfto bed.

177
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Yeah, that's okay.
We both know I made
out with that doll.

178
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Hey, beautiful.

179
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Damn, it's
white-people cold in here.

180
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What's that behind your back?

181
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These.Oh...

182
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[chuckles]They're gorgeous. Oh.

183
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And I got 'em from an actual
flower shop this time,

184
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not that creepy dude that
lives by the off-ramp.

185
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[laughs]

186
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Thank you, baby. Mm!

187
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Hey, look, babe.

188
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You know, as a man,
there's no way for me

189
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to understand what
you're feeling,

190
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and I just want to
let you know that...

191
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you're not in this alone.

192
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So no matter what
the future holds,

193
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you're my ride-or-die.

194
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That is really great to hear.

195
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Mm.You know, 'causeI've been thinking

196
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about us doingsomething a little crazy.

197
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You know? To make us feelyoung and wild again.

198
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Well, all right!

199
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Oh!

200
00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,663
Malcolm! If you
home, get out!

201
00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,318
No, no, no, baby.

202
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I'm talking about somethingoutside of the house.

203
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Oh. So you're trying
to get freakyfreaky.

204
00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,760
[chuckles]: Okay.
All right, Malcolm,

205
00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,806
you can stay-- we're leaving.
Come on, now.No, no,

206
00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,242
no, no, baby.

207
00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,939
We're not leaving.

208
00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,680
We're going skydiving.

209
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:13,683
Skydiving?Mm-hmm.

210
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,772
Please tell me that's
a new position.

211
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,690
No. I will be jumpingout of an airplane tomorrow.

212
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,345
And now that I knowwe're in this together,

213
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I don't have to do it alone.

214
00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,306
Right?[chuckles weakly]

215
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,744
C-C-Can men get
the menopause?

216
00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:31,788
Huh?

217
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,575
'Cause I'm having
a hot flash.

218
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,758
Oh.

219
00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:46,411
Great. I'm glad you're here.

220
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Oh, here we go.

221
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,373
Whenever you'reglad to see me,you need my help.

222
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,244
That's not true.

223
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,246
But I need your help.

224
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Look, I need you to
convince your mother

225
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not to go skydiving.

226
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,339
Why, Pop?
Are you worried about her?

227
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,212
No. I'm worried about me.

228
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,388
Okay, then just tell her
you don't want to go.

229
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,737
I can't do that.

230
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,957
This is important
to the woman I love.

231
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,481
I got to pretend
like I care.

232
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,397
Oh, so you want me
to be the bad guy

233
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,791
and kill her dreams
so you don't have to?

234
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,357
Good. So you get it.

235
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,751
All right, today's
the big day.

236
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,623
And I support that.

237
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,537
[quietly]:
Come on. Go.

238
00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,063
Yeah. [clears throat]

239
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,630
Hey, Ma, look,

240
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,371
about this whole,
uh, skydiving thing?

241
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,286
You know, I couldn't
sleep all night worrying

242
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,766
that something might
happen to you.

243
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,421
I mean, jumping out of a plane--that's really dangerous.

244
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,683
Oh, you don't haveto worry about that.

245
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,032
It's a lot saferthan you think.

246
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,991
Yeah, maybe, but still,

247
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,732
what if something
goes wrong? What if...?

248
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,735
Malcolm! Stop it!

249
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,088
What?

250
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,307
This is very importantto your mother.

251
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,353
We raised youbetter than that.

252
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,618
[mouthing]

253
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,837
Yeah.

254
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,710
Okay. Okay,
but-but think...

255
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,320
about the risk, right?

256
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,670
Have you considered...?

257
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,759
Your mother's feelings?

258
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,544
Because I have,and you should, too.

259
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,633
Oh, it's okay, Calvin.
You know, he's just...

260
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,722
You know what, Ma? Pop
is right. You shouldgo.

261
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,985
What?Yeah, I was
being selfish.

262
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,770
I should be
more supportive.

263
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,119
[chuckles]
Like you, Pop.

264
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,817
Aw. Thank you.

265
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,732
You're welcome.[both laugh]

266
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,560
Now, now, now,now, hold-hold on now.

267
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,780
You know, the-the moreI think about it,

268
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,520
Malcolm did makesome good points.

269
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,566
And you're alwaystelling him

270
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,263
that he's smarterthan I think he is.

271
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,833
Nope, you
convinced me.

272
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,748
I was completely
wrong. [chuckles]

273
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,533
Go ahead, Ma. I'll see
you when you get back.Ah.

274
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,100
[laughs]

275
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,580
Ifyou get back.

276
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,550
Whoa!

277
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,249
[whirring]

278
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,600
Is that my
fighter bot?!

279
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:12,514
It sure is.

280
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,776
Complete with an infrared,

281
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,299
motion-activatedtargeting system

282
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,866
and artificial intelligence.

283
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,869
Awesome!
What does that mean?

284
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:23,525
It means once we activate theAI, the robot controls itself.

285
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,136
So I didn't build it,
and I don't control it.

286
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,616
How is this still my project?

287
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,705
Well, I wrote your nameon the bottom.

288
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,794
It's good enough for me.All right.

289
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,753
Okay, let me show youhow this works.

290
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,276
Okay.

291
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,843
[whirring]

292
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,758
MARTY:
All right.

293
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,282
Right now,it's learning its environment.

294
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:44,676
[soft dinging]And now, it's lookingfor a target.

295
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,027
[beeping rapidly]

296
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,419
Uh, now we better run!

297
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,683
Oh!

298
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,294
[groaning]

299
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,775
Come on.

300
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,690
Thanks againfor arranging this, Dave.

301
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,736
Yeah, Dave.

302
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,260
You definitely got
some payback coming.Ah.

303
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,002
Uh, wow, Calvin. I thought you
were gonna be mad about this.

304
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,657
Okay, jumpers,

305
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,746
I hope you all enjoyed
the instructional video.

306
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,880
And not to brag, but those were
my hands doing the buckles.

307
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,666
So, does anyone
have any questions?

308
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,756
Yeah, I do. Um, how
dangerous is this?

309
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,715
And, you know, I'm not
asking for me, but...

310
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,806
our unsupportive son is
very worried about us.

311
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,591
There's no reason
to be afraid.

312
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,811
We've had thousands of jumps
without any accidents.

313
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,943
One lady even jumped
with her cat.

314
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,684
Spoiler alert-- it was me!
[laughs]

315
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,687
Aw, that's so cute,

316
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,168
but I ain't jumpingwith no damn cat.Yeah.

317
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,692
Oh, don't worry.
He's not here, but want to see

318
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:47,174
some pictures of himin his jumpsuit?

319
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,219
Okay, Calvin...

320
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,221
I can tell that
you're nervous,

321
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,310
but trust me,
you're gonna be fine.

322
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,704
In the military, I
jumped dozens of times,

323
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:58,272
and almost all of 'em
went off without a hitch.

324
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:02,842
Almost?What do you mean "almost"?

325
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,105
I don't really like
to talk about it,

326
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,542
but there was one
night jump outside of Baghdad.

327
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,936
Yeah, our plane was
under heavy fire,

328
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:13,287
so... we had to bail
out fast and low,

329
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,594
and I... I got
pretty messed up.

330
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:19,206
Wow. Dave, were you shot?

331
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,991
Oh, no. I landed
in an olive tree.

332
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:28,824
Spent the whole night fighting
off this, oh, very horny owl.

333
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,741
Uh, quick follow-up.

334
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,961
Will there be owls?

335
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:37,964
Oh, come on, Calvin.

336
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,704
Are you gonna do this
with me or not?

337
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,881
I thought you saidyou were my ride-or-die.

338
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:46,624
Yeah, but right now, I'm
focusing on the "ride" part.

339
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,104
Okay, since you two
are beginners,

340
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,758
you're gonna be tandem jumping,which means

341
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,238
you'll be strapped
to an expert.

342
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,022
Tina, you're gonna be with me.Ah.

343
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,243
And, uh, what expert
will I be strapped to?

344
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,898
Hey, buddy.

345
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,814
Oh, hell no.

346
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,730
I'd rather spend the nightwith a horny owl.

347
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,869
Okay, I thinkit's gone into sleep mode.

348
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,523
I'm gonna slowly getto the controller

349
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,004
and hit the kill switch.[whirring loudly]

350
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,919
Whoa!

351
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,051
Okay, plan B--we live up here forever.

352
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,358
What are we gonna do?!

353
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,707
Well, don't worry.
As long as we stay up here,

354
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,056
we're perfectly safe.

355
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,928
So it can't climb stairs?

356
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,146
We are notsafe.

357
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,713
Oh...

358
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,891
Hey, guys.
What are you doing up there?

359
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,112
Mom, look out![whirring]

360
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,463
Oh, is that your little robot?

361
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,160
Gemma, freeze!

362
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,857
Okay, I don't have timeto explain,

363
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,337
but I built your sona killer robot.

364
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,079
It may have acquiredthe taste for blood.

365
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,342
What?! Why would you do that?!

366
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,388
Because Malcolm saidI kissed Chewbacca!

367
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,825
Well, what do I do?!

368
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,262
Okay, I can hear the panicin your voice.

369
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,134
[alarm sounding]And so can it. Run!

370
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:04,137
What? Oh!
[shrieking]

371
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,747
Come on!

372
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,576
Oh!Make it stop! Make it stop!

373
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,795
[shrieks][whirring loudly]

374
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,058
[electronic chiming]Okay, stay here.

375
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,929
I'm gonna help her.

376
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,584
[clanking, thudding, whirring]Oh!

377
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,629
She was a nice lady.

378
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,679
Marty, I thinkthis belongs to you.

379
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,858
How did you beat it?

380
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,947
I'm married to Dave.

381
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,080
You think that's the first
crazy robot I've had to kill?

382
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,827
Dear Lord, I know
I'm not a perfect man,

383
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,091
but pleaselet me land safely.

384
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,136
Amen.

385
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,922
Okay, guys, we're
approaching the jump zone.

386
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,273
Who's ready to see if
these new chutes work?

387
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,797
Just kidding.
They're ancient. [laughs]

388
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,061
Tina... we're up.

389
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,237
Okay. All right.

390
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,196
Uh...

391
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,849
Aah. Aah.

392
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,895
All right.

393
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:11,378
Time for Tina Butler to show
the world she ain't giving up!

394
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,380
Let's do this!

395
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,425
[straining]

396
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,606
Oh, hell no, I can't do it!

397
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,347
Oh. [groaning]No!

398
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,349
I can't do it!
I can't do it!

399
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,308
[panting]You can. Yes,
you can, Tina.

400
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,050
Aah. Okay. Okay. All right.

401
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,401
I'm good. I'm good.I can do it.

402
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,447
[groaning softly]

403
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,841
Oh, God! Aah!

404
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,017
Aah! No! No! Oh.[groaning]

405
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,933
Oh, no. Uh, I-I wa...

406
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,978
I shouldn't have
brought you up here.

407
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,545
Why did I think
I could do this?

408
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,374
Tina, trust me,you're gonna be fine.

409
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:55,030
He's right. Although by law,
we can't guarantee that.

410
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,990
This was a stupid idea--

411
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,863
trying to convince myself
I'm young and adventurous.

412
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,040
I-I got to face it-- I-I-I'mtoo old, and it's too late.

413
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,259
No, Tina,

414
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,130
don't you talk like that.

415
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,132
There's nothing old about you.

416
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,352
You're just tryingto make me feel better.

417
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,224
No... I'm not.

418
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:18,271
Now, Tina, I know
that you think life is over,

419
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,881
but it's not true.

420
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,362
You've got
so many adventures left,

421
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,973
and I'm gonna be
right there by your side.

422
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:28,368
Like I said,
I'm your ride-or-die, baby!

423
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,327
Calvin,you can't see it,

424
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,329
but my goggles arefilling up with tears.

425
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,985
So what do you say, babe?

426
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,944
Are you ready to jump out
of this plane together?

427
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:43,557
I love you, Calvin,
but you don't have to do this.

428
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,516
Tina, I meant what I said
about standing by your side.

429
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,911
Except for right now,
'cause I'm going first!

430
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:50,999
Oh.

431
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,961
And in case I don't make it,

432
00:18:57,005 --> 00:19:00,008
I got 320 bucksin my sock drawer!

433
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,924
No, you don't! I used it
to pay for this!

434
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,839
What?

435
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,102
[yelling]

436
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,235
Oh.

437
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,715
All right, Tina,
are you ready to do this?

438
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:12,977
You're damn right!

439
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,676
Now enjoy the rideon my high-sitting booty.

440
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:18,635
You're flying first class!

441
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,681
[both yelling]

442
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,949
See, Tina? Isn't
this amazing?

443
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,733
Oh, it sure is.

444
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,170
And you're not
scared anymore?

445
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,258
Oh, not at all.

446
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,477
In fact,
I've never felt so peaceful.

447
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,828
[yelling]

448
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:40,266
Calvin, calm down!

449
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,920
Calm down! Oh...[yelling]

450
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,836
Calm down, Calvin!

451
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,752
And look-- there's
Calvin and Dave below us.

452
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,755
Oh, I wish I could seeCalvin's face right now.

453
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,715
I bet he's loving thisas much as I am.

454
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,804
[yelling]

455
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,678
[whimpering]

456
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,290
Oh, my God, you're
worse than the owl!

457
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,771
[yelling]
No! Aah! Aah!

458
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,343
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